The Bridge

Easter eggs in abundance.

30/03/2026 14:06 Written by hole_in_one2

 

Access to Profiles and /seen

13/03/2026 17:35 Written by Stevesterrrr

 

Posted to all passengers and crew

 

We will soon be changing the minimum rank required to view profiles and use the /seen command.

These functions will not be available to chatters below the rank of Cabin Boy.

If you're below this rank, you'll be directed to Captain's profile.

If you have any questions regarding this change please get in touch with a navigator.

 

Thanks for chatting with Lycos Chat.

 

Regards

Stevesterrrr

Love is in the air.

14/02/2026 06:54 Written by hole_in_one2

 

 

Flirt Lounge - Rank Increase

07/02/2026 16:11 Written by Stevesterrrr

 

Posted to all passengers and crew

 

Very soon the minimum rank required to use the Flirt Lounge will increase to Ordinary Seaman (no sniggering at the back, please).

There are plenty of other rooms, including Embarkation for new chatters, please feel free to explore them.

 

Thanks for chatting with Lycos Chat.

 

Regards

Stevesterrrr

Happy New Year!

31/12/2025 16:09 Written by hole_in_one2

 

 

 

From all the admin team and navigators. Thanks to everyone for your continued support.

Two Small Updates.

30/11/2025 14:47 Written by hole_in_one2

Ahoy chatters!

 

Santa has been busy with two small updates and fixes.

 

1/ Away works as it should do, even if your'e moved to sleeping quarters. 

 

2/ Ratings of photos in porthole is also working as before.

 

Happy chatting.

 

hole_in_one2

 

Chief Navigator.

 

Halloween Photo Chat

08/10/2025 10:10 Written by hole_in_one2

From today until the 4th of November, Photochat rules have been relaxed to allow you to upload a Halloween themed photochat picture. You can upload a picture of someone or something scary, preferably you in fancy dress, the scarier the better.

 

So get those scary photos uploaded and let's have some fun along the way.

 

Your scary Chief Navigator.

Hole_in_one2

 

What is a Navigator?

Navigators are chatters who volunteer to spend a lot of time helping out and keeping order on the chat.


The ideal Navigator knows every little secret on the Chat, he or she is extremely patient, both when helping out newbies and when dealing with occasional trouble.


Only very experienced chatters become Navigators, so if you feel like helping others and want to help make the chat a nice place for everyone, it could be just the challenge for you.

How to become a Navigator

Would you like to be a Chat Navigator?

Before answering this question there are some things you should know.

Being a Navigator is not an easy role to fulfil. It is demanding, takes hard work and dedication and a lot of online time. Despite this, it's also great fun. Many navigators much prefer it to being a chatter.

  1. As a navigator you're an ambassador for the Chat. This means that chatters watch everything you say and do. Behave inappropriately, and it gives all Navigators a bad name. Being helpful at all times when on and off watch, shows what a great team we are.
  2. Navigators are the first people new chatters meet and their most important task is to make sure that these newbies have a good experience the first time they are on board.
  3. Some chatters will see it as their job to try to wind you up. If they succeed, they win. If they don't, everyone wins :) Therefore you have to be helpful and patient when people ask you a question. As a Navigator your behaviour should be spotless on the chat at all times.

If you are the kind of person who gets emotional easily, then being a navigator may not be for you. You must be objective always; NEVER taking sides, even when your friends are involved, and always play devils advocate. Never make assumptions.
You must be able to keep confidences, both chatters and other Navigators may come to you with problems. And you will also be the first to find out about new things too – you must be able to keep these things close to your chest! Having the patience of a saint too is necessary! Some chatters take a while to help, and you need to ensure that your personality can cope with these demanding times.

You should also ask yourself, Am I a team player? This is a very important question as the Navigator system can only work with a team spirit. All ranks working together for a common goal.

All this said, being a navigator is very rewarding. Just ask any of our existing Navigators and they will tell you that nothing beats the feeling of when you help a chatter or solve a dispute and receive a huge Thank you.
So, still interested? Then you also need to meet the following criteria.
  1. You must have been a chatter for at least 6 months.
  2. You must have a minimum chat rank of Midshipman (although exceptions may be made by Chiefs).
  3. You must have a clear chat record, with no serious bans/behaviour issues in the last 6 months.
  4. You must also have completed the 5 standard chat quests. /sing, /shout, /whisper, /sleep, /love.

    If you are a former navigator ranked 3rd or above and wish to return to the team on any name, please contact a chief navigator to discuss your options.



If you meet the criteria above, you can apply to become a navigator. Depending on the recruitment needs, you may be approached directly, you may be able to contact a 1st or Chief Navigator and express interest, or you may have to take the exam, or any combination of these. We reserve the right to change the recruitment methods at any time, and this is at the discretion of Chief Navigators.

If you would like to be a navigator, and do not qualify yet, then take this time to get to know everything there is to know about the chat. The more you know, the more you'll be able to help others.

Keep an eye on the bridge for opportunities to join as a navigator!